I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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