your parents love me but you hate me
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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