did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
