Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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