whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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