Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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