Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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