Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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