she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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