just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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