Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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