porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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