Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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