I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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