pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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