My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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