so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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