Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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