Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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