ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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