called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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