Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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