I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He's a Shit stain on my heart
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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