so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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