I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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