I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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