Already got asked if we're dating
accomplished twins. life is a go
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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