there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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