So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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