If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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