I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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