just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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