I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this boner is exhausting
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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