I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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