I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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