let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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