I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
