That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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