Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't deserve a penis
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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