i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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