I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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