i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All the doctor said was why
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
