I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize