just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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