you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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