Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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