i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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