I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The beer is more important than you right now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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