She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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