It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
