his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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