East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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