i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize
