hotel room ftw
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Couch. On fire.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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